I was at a party last Saturday night and was alone and was getting very drunk.

I ended up hitting on this girl but she was not interested in me and as I was drunk I kinda said some offensive things to her.

Anyway, this guy got up and told me to apologise to her and I told him to "go fuck himself".

He asked me once more to apologise to her and I can remember taking a swing at him and missing.

Then it all went blank, turned out he'd caught me on the jaw with a killer upper-cut and I was out for the count.

I spent the rest of the part sleeping like a kitten on the floor.