The most embarrassing sex story of my life, would have to be the time when me and my boyfriend at the time were (Kind of) getting it on.

He was busy failing at it. I mean, hardcore failing. So I agreed to get back on top, and his mom walked in right as I grabbed a hold of him to guide him in and asked what we wanted for dinner.

She just looked at me and said, "I thought my son was gay. I'm so happy"

Really fucking weird.