I work as a taxi driver and had recently split up from my girlfriend of nine months. Prior to that she'd seperated from her husband for over 18 months and left me to go back to him. I was pretty cut up about the break up and was angry with him. So, lo and behold one night he got into my cab and I swear I didn't plan it but we got talking and arguin and I just saw red.

I stopped the cab in a deserted area and told him to get out. He tried to calm the situation down but by that time I was too far gone and he got out to go home. We carried on arguing and I'd taking my baseball bat out of my cab and started to wave it about in his face. He told me I coulnd't stop seeing her and that just pushed my buttons and I said I'd stop him seeing her tonight. "How" he asked. I told him to strip off and I was going to drive away with his togs and leave him all embarressed like that.
He told me I was acting like a lunatic and better stop and somebody was coming up behind us. I was angry and told him to stop treating me like and idiot, did he expect me to fall for that one. But he looked so believable he cuaght me off guard. I looked around and realised too late I'd been tricked, when I looked back I could see he swung a punch which connected with my jaw and I went out like a light.

I came to in the back of my cab and he'd done to me what I'd threatened to do to him. He'd stipped me naked and left me with just my cab keys, so I had to drive home in just a pair of flip-flops I'd found in the boot. Thankfully I' didn't live far from home.