Ok. I was having sex with my boyfriend

and I didnt notice but it was that time of the month, and he had white sheets down, so you can guess. anyway he had to tell his mum he got coke on them (we are living there whilst away from uni) and yeh.

so we try and wash them off but she is soon there, with bucket and sponge etc etc and well theres blood on the ones below it anyways

moral of the story is she fucking hates me now and I think I am a slag...

I bet she does too