It was the big night. I was 16 y/o and the love of my life was willing to finally have sex with me, I was so excited, I loved her, it was going to be perfect. We began making out on the couch as I slowly undressed her. I took my time, I didn't want to frighten her, as she was also a virgin. It was finally time for us to become one. I began slowly. I remember thinking to myself, "I am finally having sex." "this is awesome." After a short while I was done. I began to kiss her tenderly about her face, at this point being the careing lover I was I asked, "did I hurt you?" To which she replied, "um you never got it in." Suddenly I realized what had happened. I just screwed the couch. I had put myself between the two cushions of a velvet couch. Other circumstances arose and I never again had an opportunity at a "redo." So Sherry if you are reading this lets say I get another chance?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

This is great. You are not the only one this has happend to. Unless your name is Doug. I know a guy who told a story exactly like yours and his name was Doug. When Doug told the story it was so funny I cried laughing.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

no, not Doug. Good to know I am not the only lame ass out there!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

did the couch call you back the next day

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

lol thats just fucking hilarious

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

The first time I had sex with a virgin she thought when I climaxed I was peeing on her; she beat the hell out of me.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Looks like someone took Fuck Yo Couch seriously.

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