so one summer night i was drinking in my sisters apartment with her and and her two roomies, and it was unbelievably hot in there. they couldn't afford the cost of ac(she was a poor college kid at the time, i was a senior in hs) and we were all pretty drunk, though i was over the top drunk. as you might know, when you get drunk your body tends to get hotter so i was extremely hot on top of the hot apartment. i said something along the lines of "it's fucking hot in here" and one of her roommates chimed in "so take off all your clothes" like the nellie song. i said "no chance am i getting naked" so instead i just stripped to my boxers. not long later i again complained of the heat, and the three girls came up with a solution "you should just wear smaller underwear!" and on the outside, that seemed like a grand idea. so i was handed some new underwear and quickly i changed without a thought to what i was doing. when her and her friends wouldn't stop laughing i asked why and they said "look in a mirror you drunkard" and then i saw what i was wearing, a baby blue and pink lace thong. at the time, i thought this was hilarious and had a good laugh with them.

when i woke up the next morning, i saw that i was still wearing the thong and was mortified. the girls refused to give me my own clothes back for another little while, but now to my embarrassment, not to my delight. now whenever i drink with my sister she asks me if i want to borrow a thong so i can be more comfortable, her roommates also refuse to let it go