Ok here it is the last time I was embarrased. My cousins and I had stolen a bottle of whiskey from her grandfather and had some boys over. We were 14-16 at the time. Drinking was nothing new to me but this nite i went over board. I blacked out not passed out but blacked out. When I realized what was going on, my cousins uncles were knocking open the door and I was scurrying across the floor bare assed climbing in the huge cubby hole in her wall. I pulled my pants up inside and climbed out. Everyone was running out the house crazy like. My cousins room was on the 3rd floor of the house right next to the stairs. I jumpe over the railing to the second floor,(about 10-12 stairs) and halled ass out down the street. Uncles behind me down ready to beat my ass. I didnt stop running until I was in the park 4 blocks away.
No matter what has happened since that day I havent been embarrassed and when something that would normally be embarrassing happens I just think....at least Im not assed out!
No matter what has happened since that day I havent been embarrassed and when something that would normally be embarrassing happens I just think....at least Im not assed out!


