A while back I bought a pair of jeans which went out of style but are back again. They were zip around jeans which had a zipper that started in the front and went all the way down around the crotch and up the back, allowing them to be unzipped and seperated. They were everywhere and were meant to be worn tight. I bought several pairs and decided to dress extra sexy for my husband on Valentines Day, wearing these skin tight jeans, my tightest sweater I could find and the highest stiletto pumps in my closet. It was, as I said, Valentines Day and I got from a lingerie catalog a little heart shaped thong to surprise him with later. Little did I suspect, it would be other people that would be getting the surprise and a free show to boot. After a little dinner we decided to go to the mall shopping, at which point I went into a woman's clothing store on my own. After selecting something to buy I got on line and waited to pay. When I got to the register I placed my item on the counter and, in digging through my purse, managed to drop something on the floor. I bent over to pick it up and, upon straightening up, that zipper on my jeans sprung open. I guess it unlocked when I bent down for as I stood up it popped open, unzipping completely down the front and almost all the way up the back. Luckily they did not seperate, but everything from my thong up to my navel was in the open. I was mortified, and upon seeing my dilemma other women in the store were either in shock, dumfounded or ready to bust out laughing. They must have been amused watching me struggling to get them zipped, which I could not do as they were very tight. After wiggling around and struggling to get them zipped, all to no avail, I held them up with one hand, tried my best to cover my thong and belly button with the other, and ran to the fiting room where I was fortunate to have a woman help me get zipped up. A quick exit out of the store and the mall followed and I never told my husband about this at all. And yes, I still wear these jeans!