Enjoy that and why not go all the way and buy a challenging looking dildo from the adult book store across town. While you are there you may want to pick up your favorite porn DVD. You can enjoy a nice strapon DVD to give you something to do while you fuck yourself really good. Anyone who knows any thing about anal knows to properly clean your ass all the way out too before any play time. Always eat low fiber diet before hand too. I hope you really enjoy yourself! Maybe you will get lucky and find a girl friend who will help you with all of that maybe even dress you like a sissy in her clothes and strapon fuck you. Who knows, don't be afraid to admit if you are gay too or maybe just bi. Enjoy :)
Of course you are straight? Why did you even say that you are straight? Because your action of desiring a object to penetrate you is not the normal characteristics of a straight male. Hey I get it I like the anal too and love women and consider myself "relationally" straight. I have sucked cock and have given my ass to be fucked by men. I in my heart feel much better with a woman. A man doesn't do it for me emotionally but I enjoy parts of it. A cucumber? Try a dildo.
