First of all I am not a nut case! I am a 30-year-old very intelligent, extremely attractive woman with two children. I teach high school and play classical piano. Last Monday afternoon, May 7th, a date which will live in my infamy, my children were staying overnight with their grandparents and I was expecting my husband home from work at 6:00. I put on the air conditioner, tight jeans and a very sexy tight sweater. I called my neighbor and girlfriend, Sally, and when she came I gave her a shopping bag full of cord. In about ten minutes I was completely, thourghly tied up and gagged. My hands were behind my back and I was encased in cords from my shoulders to my ankles. Sally put me face down on the sofa, hogtied me, said "have fun," and left leaving the front door unlocked. It was 5:30. My husband and I have always been playful and I anticipated a few hours of fun and sex. When I realized how tightly I was bound I was a little nervous that he'd be late - I didn't think I could keep my cool for more than 45 minutes to an hour. I needn't have worried. At about five minutes after six the door burst open and in walked my husband, his parents, a friend of his parents and my two children! There was a jumble of shouts and chatter, I was so embarrassed I couldn't make out what anybody said. I was so embarrassed I wanted to disappear. Someone pulled my gag out of my mouth and I said something like, "it's ok," then babbled about it being all a joke. Sally had done a good job - it took 15 minutes (felt like an hour) for the six of them to untie all the knots and unwind the ropes while I lay there helpless and humiliated. My kids, when they realized it was a joke began laughing making me feel even more embarrassed. After I was able to sit up my husband shoed away the others leaving us alone but I definitely was no longer in the mood for any fun. I still can't face my inlaws though my husband said he explained things to them??? Are women allowed in the French Foreign Legion?
