This is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after I had to go #2. My g/f's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so I went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, my stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my g/f's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my g/f's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my g/f to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my g/f doesn't blabber about this, I'll die if anyone else finds out.

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by Anonymous

Just some future advice: if you do something like this, make sure you're in the comforts of your own home.

brb, AC Slatering.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Almost as embarrassing as having your grampa catching his neighbors dog screwing you.

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