If you're considering having an affair, read this:

When my husband found out I was sleeping with our youth minister, he didn't get mad. He cried and begged me to stay with him. A couple of days later, I woke up to find that he had removed all of my clothing from the house, chained me to the bed, and disabled the phones. For three weeks, he kept me jailed. It would have been longer, but my brother came into town unexpectedly and rescued me.