Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Revenge On The Neighbor is the category for those who have had enough of their obnoxious and inconsiderate neighbors. Share your stories of vengeance and retribution and revel in the satisfaction of getting even. From petty pranks to elaborate schemes, this category is all about getting sweet revenge. We want to know!

My neighbor is an asshole. Every morning he sets off his own car alarm at 5 am and absolutely won't shut it off for twenty minutes or until everyone in a five block radius is awake, which ever takes longer. I wish he'd drive that damned Cadillac off a pier.

  • My 70-year old neighbor lady is blackmailing me over a "statutory r**e" thing, I blundered into unknowingly, and got caught at. She loves that an old bat like her has an obedient compliant sex-slave aged twenty-one, who has to do what he's told, or face some pretty heavy consequences, I've always believed! She is a retired psych nurse from the state asylum, and a very nasty piece of work! Selfish, still horny as hell, merciless and demanding, she loves to buckle me up in a real strait-jacket she stole, and then sometimes wind several Ace bandages round my head, until I am in a state of total sensory deprivation, and my air supply is even rationed! Then the r**e begins, and goes on and on and on, then starts all over again, as she is insatiable to the point of clinical nymphomania! The sex is wonderful, I have to admit, but I have no control over ANYTHING! Not even when I'm allowed to come finally! She loves to inflict this fantasy of hers on me, when she threatens to take me into the locked up bowels of the old abandoned annex to the asylum, and confine me in a "rubber room" where nobody will ever find me, but her! She says the ghosts will take good care of me!

    Well I really don't hate my neighbor, she just drives me fucking crazy! She lays out by her pool naked as Sin. Our homes are pretty close together and they are all two story homes, she has to know someone is looking at her.

    She has a gorgeous body and a bronze tan to accent every curve. She lays out on that chase lounge by her pool and those ample breasts just exposed for the taking. I stand in the back bedroom and peak out through the curtains and just stare at her for quite a while. I have this fantasy she will suddenly appear at my front door and tell me she knows I have been looking at her.

    We will go to my bedroom and our bodies will entwine and she will give me the orgasm I have been longing for. My husband has no idea I have these feelings.........

  • I hate my neighbor Hector not just because I hate his name, not because he is a peeping tom, not because he and his wife are very nice to me since my boyfriend left me last year, not because he smokes a stinky cigar and not because he's old and ugly. The reason I hate him is because of the way I have become a shameless exhibitionist. His house is about fifty yards in back of mine and his reason for coming in my yard at night is to make sure I am safe since I now live alone. That what he tells me and his wife when we are together. My house is a two bedroom ranch house and my master bath and bedroom are on the north side where he always enters my yard and where there are 5 bushes close to the house. Last year when my boyfriend took off I suspected Hector was peeking in my windows but wasn't sure until around this time last July when I saw him walking back to his house. The way the bushes line up on the side I was never worried about anyone being able to see into my bathroom or bedroom. A few days later when outside I saw a cigar butt almost directly under my bathroom window and thats when I was convince Hector was peeping in at me. I wasn't sure how long he had been doing it and began to wonder if he did when my boyfriend was still here. To my astonishment it did anger me to an extent but I also had mixed feeling about him seeing me naked or taking a shower. The thought of embarrassment was present but also a feeling I can't really explain except it was kind of stimulating trying to picture Hector seeing me naked and wondering how much it aroused him or if he masturbated watching me. I've been living here 3 years and Hector and his whole family have been friends and good neighbors. I know his grown children well, go shopping with his wife and have had them for dinner as well as being invited to there house for dinner and all the cookouts they have. I see and talk to him and his wife a few times a week and act the same as usual even though I am 100% sure Hector sees me naked on an average of twice a week or more. He is so convinced to himself I don't know about it he mentions things with his wife present like how he checked my yard last night or tells me I can feel safe since he checks my property for me some nights and even when I'm not home. Since last July I have become obsessed with exposing myself to Hector and any modesty I had is totally gone by now. I haven't changed the curtains on my windows but do make sure there is plenty of space for him to be able to see inside clearly and more often than ever have the window up slightly to enhance his view. For some reason it seems I can always count on Hector being out there on Tuesday and Thursday nights and know on Tuesday his wife always goes to bingo at the fire hall. I'm not sure why its always Thursdays but he also comes on other random nights when I'm not sure if he is outside. I sit in my mud room some times looking for him to come in my yard and its almost like clock work on the two nights I mentioned.

    The first month or better that I knew he was watching me I would undress, shower and basically go around naked which each time caused more arousal than the previous time. I did masturbate a few times but admit that did embarrass me slightly knowing he could easily see me. Each time I knew he was watching me I would become more brazen of how I exposed myself to him. By September last year I began shaving my pubic hair with the feeling that I would be more naked without it. I also began masturbating with a dildo I have had for a long time and also in September bought a vibrator which I now use almost every time I masturbate even when Hector isn't outside. When I am sure Hector is watching me masturbate I become so aroused I orgasm many times. He not only sees me having them I'm sure he can hear me moaning since I have no shame left. I have also began to penetrate myself anally at times using either the vibrator or dildo and this is something I have never done before. Most of the time I masturbate in my bedroom but still do while in the shower sometimes. When I masturbate in the bedroom I am laying down most of the time but often am on my knees bent over giving Hector a view from the rear. Hector has seen me in ways and positions no other man in my life has seen me and I find it hard to believe that I have no remorse or humiliation for the way I behave knowing he is watching my every move. I have become so obnoxious and immoral that I have changed tampons knowing he is watching me and have also used the toilet knowing he is peering in. The most immodest thing I have done has been to give my self an enema. I have only done this 3 times so far and I bend over the toilet seat and insert it knowing he is right at the window. When I'm at work, especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I think to myself how I can expose myself more and what else I could possibly do to arouse what has turned out to be a fetish. For many months I have been shaving my pubic hair at the sink because it is closer to the window and Hector. I put my foot up on the sink or toilet seat only to expose my vagina more to him which is so arousing to me when I do that. I have become an exhibitionist slut since I've know Hector watches me but love every minute of it. There isn't much else I can do since he has witnessed every possible pleasure or abuse that I have done to my body. I am always aroused from start to finish and constantly think how Hector reacts to my nudity and the way I expose myself and masturbate for him. I would like to know if he masturbates when watching me but thats something I'll never know. His opinion of me must be bad and by now he must think I am a sex attic or worse. He doesn't treat me any differently than he did years ago and I still get along well with him, his wife and family. I haven't dated since my boyfriend left and so far my sexual needs have been satisfied by Hectors constant arrival at my windows. I not only look forward to it but plan for it having everything I'll need handy by the time he gets to my yard. I was never the timid type when it came to my body but I never exposed myself anywhere near the way I do for Hector and only remember two times that my boyfriend ever saw me masturbate. No one has ever seen me masturbate with sex toys, no one has ever watched me change tampons, and absolutely no one has ever seen me give myself an enema, except Hector.

    The reason why I hate my neighbor, is because she's married to Ron. He's singularly the best fuck I've ever had. With the biggest cock I've ever had fuck my pussy and asshole. Mary his wife is sixty two, frigid and hates rough sex. Actually she dislikes all sex from what Ron tells me. He's l younger than Mary by eighteen months, and I can tell you right here and now, Ron adores hard rough sex. I should know as he's been fucking me every chance we get. We've even had sex with my husband in the next room. As he watched a football game, Ron text by me, popped over the fence and fucked me in our kitchen. I'd had two orgasms from having Ron fuck my ass, when my husband shouted for me to get him s beer. Getting and passing my husband his beer, he didn't even notice I was naked from the waist down. Back in the kitchen I had Ron finish off in my pussy, filling my love tunnel with his beautiful crafting cum. Cum which I later scooped out of my pussy and swallowed as I sat opposite my then drunken husband.
    I used to just accept my lot sexually, but not anymore. Since we first fucked at a party Ron and Mary held, I've given myself totally everytime to Ron, always letting him know I want hard dirty sex.
    If we could be together permanently, I'd marry him tomorrow, as we can't just yet, I'll continue to hate his wife as she steels the love I know he wants to share with me. Until we can be together properly, I'll let Ron fuck me anyway and at every opportunity we can.
    Michelle xxx

  • Ok I really didn't hate my neighbor, but she drove me crazy enough to hate the gal. Her name was Gina, I would call her miss Gina whenever I saw her out in the yard. We lived side by side for almost 2yrs.

    One night I woke up and had to pee, the clock said 2am. I did my thing and I have a habit of taking a peek outside, just to see if anything was going on that shouldn't be. Anyway one night I took a peek out the back window to our yard, and I saw a figure standing on the patio of miss Gina's house next door.

    If it hadn't been for the full Moon that night I may have called the cops. The Moon was so bright and I could tell it was a woman standing there on the stone patio. Trying to focus to make sure, I realized it was Gina standing there.

    Gina was standing there with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, every so often I would see the glow from the end of the cigarette. Suddenly she turned slightly and I now realized that Gina was standing there on her patio under the full Moon stark naked!

    There was no doubt that Gina was endowed, everything she wore seemed to be stretched over her ample breasts. But to see them exposed totally under the moonlight was heavenly to say the very least.

    Gina appeared to be in her mid forties, possibly close to fifty, but damn she looked great for her age. I always had the idea that Gina may have spent many nights on a stripper pole, she always wore high heels, her platinum blonde hair was always styled, she had nails that could be considered deadly weapons. Gina was always friendly, but she seemed to keep people at arms length. Her husband was just about the same as well, guess they liked their privacy.

    Gina stubbed out her cigarette and lit another one almost a once, I could see the smoke in the glow of the moonlight. She took a sip from her glass and proceeded to walk back in fourth on her patio, as if she was soaking up the moonlight on her bare skin.

    It was late and by now it was almost 3am, I had to get to bed since I had to be up for work in a few hours. Several times during the day I thought about Gina and seeing her naked that way, my cock actually squirmed a bit thinking of her.

    That evening before going to bed I thought about Gina again, and I was wondering if she would be outside once again since the full Moon would still be present. My curiosity got the better of me and I set my alarm on my phone for 2am, setting it to vibrate so it didn't wake up my wife.

    I was almost laying on my phone when it went off at 2am. Thinking to myself this was stupid because I was bone tired as it was. So I forced myself to get up and go into the bathroom without turning the light on as usual.

    Peeking out the window, there was Gina once again. Once more she was on her patio with a drink and cigarette in hand. I could see her nakedness easily in the glow of the moonlight and I just smiled quietly.

    By the time the full Moon passed I was tired as hell, I stayed up a little longer each night just to watch Gina on her patio. After that I did wake up from time to time and I would look over if I could see any movement in the darkness. If Gina was there I couldn't see her.

    At some point I checked the internet for the next full Moon, and when it returned so did Gina as well. I really considered slipping out the patio door and watching Gina from behind the shrubs surrounding our patio, but I knew that would be dangerous if my wife would just happen to wake up.

    Then Gina really did something to send me over the edge, so much I had to go downstairs to the spare bathroom and jerk off. Gina walked off the patio into the grass, she had her heels on that night. With her drink and cigarette in hand she took a few steps off into the grass and spread her legs. I watched her pee! The moonlight just made her pee sparkle and to see that just did something to me sexually I can't explain.

    After that night whenever I saw Gina I instantly thought of her spreading her legs under the moonlit sky. I would only see her repeat that once more before they moved away. Gina told my wife and I one day she and her husband were moving to Europe, which they did I suppose once their house was sold.

    Since then every time there is a full Moon I always think of Gina........