Do you have juicy stories about your crazy, dysfunctional relatives that you just need to get off your chest? This is the category for you.

From the overbearing mother-in-law to the black sheep cousin, from the cheating spouse to the estranged parent, share your tales of family dysfunction without fear of judgment. Let it all out, and revel in the catharsis of confession.

Did you have an affair with your sibling's partner? Do you hate your mother? Did you steal money from your father's wallet? Share the shocking, scandalous, and downright hilarious moments of your family's history.

Don't hold back - we want to hear it all. So come on, confess your deepest, darkest family secrets and join the dysfunctional family club.

After my mother left to be with another man, it was just my father and myself. We had always been close, but after that we became even closer. I don't know exactly how it got started. I think that we weer just fooling around and teasing each other about doing something naughty, as they say. Then one day I actually managed to give my dad a hand job and masturbate him to an ejaculation. That was so nice that we continued. We would get naked and I would do that for him, which I found very exciting. He would masturbate me to an orgasm, although still being a virgin he never actually accessed my vagina, nor did he ever try to have sex with me. He was very proper, allowing only so much. The few times when I tasted his semen, he would say how that was enough of that.
I remember often thnking as he was squirting his sperm how that could be one of my little brothers or sisters. Wich, actually, I was glad that I didn't have since that probably would have meant that I would not have gotten to enjoy this with my dad.
It was not until I was twenty-two, and had gone to college and was living on my own, that my dad and I finally consummated our sex play and we actually had intercourse. It was so wonderful!

  • I have a 'sister' in my children's other mother of their brothers and sister way. She is older, when I got pregnant she took me in. I was 23 and I was in shock, scared and I needed a big sister to take care of me. She had two then, and half way through my first pregnancy she pops up pregnant with her third.

    The house we lived in was a small three bedroom two bath, our baby father lived in his nice high rise condo. Two years after she took me in we had five Kids, three of hers and two of mine. We had our own daycare. That was ten years ago. Today we bought a four bedroom house, the girls share a room and the two younger boys share a room. Big brother has his room. I work outside the home, I have a fortyfive minute commute, my 'sister' works from home, she is a part time realtor and full time mom.

    Our baby daddy provides most of the support, he has five kids with us, three boys which need their Dad, and he is far more involved than he thought he would be. Long ago he made his choices, now we are in the long run, day in and day out and we could never make it if he didn't hold up his end.

    Ten years seems like a long time when I look back but these last ten years have gone by in the wink of an eye.


    We were able to sneak in a family Easter celebration before the state locked us down. We were having a nice, big lunch and then were to hang out for the rest of the day. So anyway after lunch I noticed my 4 year old niece go off to one of the bedrooms for a nap. I didn't see her for quite a while and eventually went to check on her.

    When I found her my 20 year old male cousin was in the bed with her. It looked like they were both asleep but they were nestled together like two spoons. His arms were around her chest, his fsce was in her hair, and her body was pressed into his. Most of me thought this was cute, but a part of me is frightened by it. He spends a lot of time with her so I know they're close, but it might be a little weird.

    Am I right to be worried? Shoukd I keep a closer eye on them when I can?

  • I am a single mom of two, a boy 7 and a girl 9. this confession is not about actual sex with my kids but the things that I do when they are around, I really don't know how to say it so I will just come out and say that I love the fact that they might hear me masturbate or see me having sex. when I have sex I will leave my door cracked just a little so if they just happen to be listening or walking by they can hear or see me..it is such a turn on.
    Also sometimes when I tuck them in I wear little to nothing while doing so.


    I went to my sons room the other night when i heard a noise while i was totally naked.
    I think I have been this way since I was around 15 or so..I remember I always wondered if my parents or little brother would hear me masturbate sometimes, I would try to be as loud as possible when I had an orgasm.
    and sometimes I would even leave my room at night to walk through the house naked when i thought everyone was asleep. It was a big turn on then just like it is now..

    I am concerned about my husband and his daughter, after her night out she always arrives home to drunk to walk propyl, her dad puts her to bed I have offered to help but he insists he can manage, I was thinking it was because she is my step-daughter, I had to go upstairs for something and saw he had stripped her naked, I went back down, I didn't say anything, and thought about it and remembered he was with her a long time, am I being a prude thinking he shouldn't have stripped her, my dad occasionally put me to bed drunk but left my bra and pants on, him and his daughter are a bit lovey dovely always hugging and kissing her sitting on his knee at 19 ?.

  • My brother and I have been burning off our excess sexual energy by having oral and anal sex. We're both extremely highly sexed individuals, so during lockdown we decided to experiment, or should I say I did.
    He's younger than me, has a big cock and masturbates all the time. I just suggested he uses that sexual energy by fucking me.
    Obviously with not being able to get my pill, I didn't want to risk pregnancy, so I persuaded him to fuck my asshole instead. He didn't want to at first, as he kind of saw it as a gay sexual act. But once he'd entered me, he went at it so beautifully, making me orgasm over and over again.
    This morning we stayed in a sixty nine until he'd cum in my mouth twice, and I'd flooded his mouth and face with my cream.
    It was supposed to be just until lockdown finishes, but we've spoken this morning and we've both agreed our sex is too good to stop.