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Straight Male / 28

If She's Happy I'm Happy

Wednesday night we had a Birthday campout party for Keith Jr. He turned eight. There were friends and family that showed up. My baby sister Ann 22 showed up without her asshole husband, Asked about him her reply his lose. I knew they were having problems, so I just left it there. My older brother Jeff and sister-in-law both are 31. Three kids ten years. So their bed is rocking daily. Jeff says she's like a rabbit, Then there's my neighbor Joe 52 and widowed. About 10;30 the party was winding down. Our bonfire was about out. We told the kids let's get ready for bed. Ann looks over at Joe and asked would daddy like tuck me in? He replied show me the way. She grabbed his hand and said follow your baby girl. The look on my wife's face was priceless. The headboard on that bed took a pounding. At one point you can hear Ann moan oh daddy. Carol my wife and I deceived we're not saying a word. She's a big girl and if she's happy we're happy.

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# 64793 - by Keith

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Straight Female / 42

Gave Him A View To Finish.

Yesterday had lots going on. Laundry, luncheon date with a friend then hooking up with my boyfriend John 20 later that night. Forgetting about the rain that night. Steves baseball practice was canceled. Opened his bedroom door to collect the dirty laundry. Yep being 18 he still can't find the laundry basket across the hallway of his bedroom. Upon walking in on him. He's stroking his morning woody. He didn't say a word because he was just about there. So mom lifted up her shirt and showing him some mom boobies. He started stroking faster shacking his face. He's shaking his head yes. And he squirts his load. Mommy return's the smile. Then asked need help on clean up?

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# 64790 - by Charlene

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Straight Male / 38

She Finally Filled Her Fantasy.

My wife Beth is 35. She has this obsession with our neighbor's son. Came home from work . I started the BBQ for dinner. She's wearing a two-piece swimsuit. While talking I asked about her day. She replies done some laundry and took in some sun and laid here on the deck. Had lunch with her bud Jamie from next door. Seemed to me she's on the tired side. Taking close attention to the right side bra line there's a suck mark showing. Jamie scored some titty. After dinner we sat in our huge two-person lounge chair. Enjoying the evening with a few drinks. Feeling little testy I reached over and started rubbing her mound. Few minutes later she raised up her lower body and removed her lower half of her swim suit. Took a good look sure enough her hair was crushed over with cum. Jamie shot a load . Little Jamie isn't a kid any longer. She didn't hastate about me working her clit or fingering her. Her entrance was still overly moist. I massaged her g spot. Few minutes later she looked at me and said it's been years but I have some sloppy seconds for you. I replied yes I know. So I fucked her like she was a teenager. Pushed up her swimsuit top. Added some suck marks . Released my belt unzipped my zipper and buried my dick in her. By the time I was finished she was fully drained and wiped out.

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# 64788 - by Steve

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Straight Female / 24

He Owns Me Now

Few times a year we visit Bills parents. Bill Jr 26 is fishing nut. So off to lake house we go. One weekend Bill Jr didn't finish what he started. While in the Kitchen cooking breakfast. For his dad. Bills father showed up poured a cup of coffee. He's a joker and made a comment about hearing the bed bounce but no moaning going on. I replied yeah Jr was in a hurry. I smiled at him and said you wanna finish what he didn't finish. If you don't mind sloppy seconds. I pulled up night gown and advertised that shaved pussy of mine. He then put his coffee on the table. Leaned me over the countertop pushed up my nigh gown and proceeded and took me from behind. He started thrusting away pounding and I'm moaning oh yeah daddy. He reached around and grabbed my titties. I felt his release. Then I moaned daddy take me to your bed. Technically he was finished for his age. He rubbed my clit and fingered me to my much-needed orgasm. Then I'm thinking sure glad my mother n law stayed home that weekend.

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# 64785 - by Shelly

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Straight Male / 25

She Came Packed With Her Toys

Three weeks ago, June 52 my mother n law. Came to visit and help out after our first child was born. First night there. She was unpacking her suitcase. I walked into the spare bedroom ask her about dinner. On top of her clothes. Was a big black vibrator. Guessing at least ten inches long. She just smiled and said there's nothing wrong with alone time.

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# 64759 - by Steve

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Straight Female / 42

I Truley Wanted To Know The Truth.

We had family that lived in the same neighborhood. We hung out there because they had a pool with a wraparound deck. There were rumors that my younger cousin Sammy was gay. Sammy was 17 I turned 19 that summer. One night during a party I told Sammy I wanted to talk to him. We went to the basement. I just smiled and he said what. I gently pulled his swimsuit down and said I wanna suck your dick. I then kneeled down in front of him and started licking and kissing his dick. Moments later he was fully stiff. I looked up at asked are you ready? He wasn't sure. But I was. Fully took his dick and started sucking away. About two minutes later he was holding my head in place. He finally released his load. He let out a oh my god. I licked his dick clean. I stood up looking at him. He then returned the favor. Slid my lower swimsuit off and licked my pussy lips until I moaned but I said fuck me. Sure, enough he laid me down on the floor and penetrated my willing body. During his thrusting I was thinking. He wasn't that gay.

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# 64746 - by Charlene

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