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I belongs to country(IND) where sex is still taboo. Incestuous is no where exist. Where people worshipped there parents. But I admit the first women I saw naked was my mom and first live sex were for my parent's.

Back in 2003. I was 15, started masturbation on regular basis. Porn was not common that time. It was summer and I was jerking off in bed and I heard some moaning of course from my mother. I woke up and started peeping from window. My mother was naked, lying on bed and just 5 feet away from me.

I can see her dark nipples in low light. And my father who is fingering my mom and dirty talk. She was bagging for dick. And suddenly my father came over and started fucking her. Within just 2 to 3 minutes he finished giving her cream pie. I masturbated just on the wall. Next day I told my father to buy DVD player. Which he can afford. He brought same day and brought some movies also. We watched 1 movie and I went to my room to sleep. I heard some noise and went to window again. My father has put porn movie. That was my first time to watch porn. They were watching and enjoying. Both were naked. My father asked if she can suck his dick ? My mother refused at first but playing with dick then started kissing on it then finaly took in mouth. She didn't like it. Then my father started kissing my moms pussy. He was enjoying as I can clearly see the joy. My mother was enjoying much. Then he fucks her. After that night. It was my daily routine to check whether they are fucking or not. My father tried anal sex with my mother for first time and I watched it live. Can't explain how much struggles to enter inside my mother's ass. She was refusing and he was just putting oil again and again and trying to insert his dick. At last he succeeded and started fucking her ass daily. He was copying porn from start to end. He shots his load on my mums face multiple times. Forced her to swallow his cum. All sorts of things she is used now. And I was witnessing it. 7 years ago when I was engaged and preparing to marry. My father called me. Giving some tips about married life, at the end he said. "HOPE YOU LEARNED HOW TO MAKE WOMEN HAPPY IN BED AS YOU WATCHED IT LIVE" I was shocked, speechless, embarrassed. Can't understand what to say. He was smiling and said don't worry son it was your mother's plan. I asked why wouldn't call me inside room so I can fuck her. I could have more fun. He said tonight I will ask if she allows. That night I was sitting on couch my mother called me from bedroom when I went we started talking she asked can you do it? I said yeah. You are the one who is teaching me. She said lets marry. I put red sindoor on her forehead and gave her mangal sutra. We started undressing. She holds my dick and started kissing it. My father rubbing his dick watching us at the corner. Then she sucked my dick like a pro . My father was licking her pussy then I also licking for shrt time. Finaly I entered inside her pussy. She was kissing me by saying we are not in hurry. Dont cum fast. My father came and made her sit on his dick and started fucking her from down. I was standing beside her. Then he spread her ass chick's and said lick her ass son. I saw her ass was wide open I started kissing and licking it. She said use lubricant and fuckmy ass. My God. I was totally surprised she wanted double penetration. I picked lotion and applied on her ass and my dick also. Finaly I entered inside my mother's ass hole. She was enjoying 2 cocks at same time. Her ass was perfect. Finaly she sat down. Sucked cocks and we cum in her mouth and face. From that night I fucked my mother almost 2 months since I married. Even after my mother used to call me when she wants double penetration. 1 day my father asked about my wife. I show many nudes of her including video's. He said yiu are lucky son. I asked if he wanted to fuck her. He said of course if she agreed. I started to seduce my wife. After some 25 days she said call your father I will try. I called him. My wife was sitting naked. He entered inside the room and locked the door. He undressing himself and started fucking her. She was enjoying I was cuckolding her. He left me a cream pie. My wife called me and said clean it. That was the first time I tasted men's cum. Same night we did double penetration with my wife and this time my mother was watching fron the door as its it's opened. From that night upto now all 4 of us enjoying sex together with all sorts of nasty stuff like rimming ass, creampie eating both pussy and ass, we started golden shower recently. I admit my mother's piss is more tastier than my wife. My wife is pregnant now. So I sleep with my mom. My wife only watches and sometimes do oral.

  • I was definitely sheltered as a kid. My mom had me homeschooled, she was a single parent too. My clothes always were blue jeans, white briefs, white socks, polo shirt or a white T-shirt, boots, one pair of shoes and blue jean shorts.

    I didn't really watch much tv, especially no rated r stuff and never saw any nudity in movies. Only nudity that was seen when when my mom or I was naked and that wasn't a real big deal. Just us two so being naked after a shower getting dressed or getting undressed at the end of the day wasn't uncommon.

    Didn't know anything about sex or masturbation. When puberty came I got very hairy in my underwear, had a thick bush! And erections happened but never did anything with them. Morning wood everyday and I get bonkers through out the day.

    When I was 14 my foreskin finally separated from my gland. Which was a huge surprise to me. I was going to pee one day and went to pull my skin back the little it always pulled back and that time it went all the way back. It actually felt really good when it went all the way back. But definitely was a surprise and kinda freaked me out! I let out a little yell lol. My mom came to the bathroom door and asked if everything was alright. I opened the door saying something about my penis freaked me out. Pulled it out of my briefs and showed her. She laughed and said it's supposed to do that. It just takes years to separate fully, now make sure you pull it all the way back to pee and wash under it with water in the shower.

    I grew up in the country on 6 acres, so when I wasn't inside doing school work I was outside. Taking care of the garden, mowing the lawn, weeding flower beds, making sure the pond is clean. Always something to do. By the time I was 16 and able to drive I was goi g to town by myself getting stuff I needed for things I was working on. And especially since my mom only worked 3 or 4 days a week, being able to drive made it much easier on us.

    When I was 16 is when I got erections all the time. Laying in bed I'd be hard, I only slept in my tighty whities. In the morning I was very hard. Around that time is when my mom had a masturbation talk with me. She said I'm 16 so it's best to be educated on it at that age. Of course being sheltered I had no idea it was a thing. The talk it's self wasn't really embarrassing. My mom talked about it's uses, nothing to be ashamed of, how common it is, kinda touched on how it's done, what comes out of the penis in the end. When she told me most guys figure out how to do it on their own in their early teens I was like I had no idea. She just knew I didn't so that's why she talked about it. She explained that's why your erect often and say your testicles are sore. Was told that when I'm laying in bed at night or in the morning, don't feel ashamed to take my underwear off or pull myself out my underwear and masturbate. Just keep something handy for clean up.

    So later that night I gave it a shot. Was stroking up and down and in the matter of minutes I git this intense feeling and I blew out a whole lot of cum! I wasn't ready for it because it got on my sheet. It was soaked! So had to change that. So the next day my mom was working, I was eating some breakfast in just my underwear. Was hard as a rock and that barely fit in my tighty whities! I pulled the waistband down under my balls and started jerking at outside at the table on the patio where I was eating. When I felt that tension building in my penis I started moaning and blew out a big load onto the concrete. It felt so good. I immediately put my penis back in my briefs and finished my food. Then got dressed and got to work in the garden.

    A few days later my mom in the morning said your briefs look tight on you. You must had grown a lot here recently. So that day as I worked on the lawn she went to the store. Came back with some food and new briefs. A bigger size, switched me to men's briefs. At night getting ready for bed she handed me a clean pair and said try these on. Oh my god they fit so nice! Just the perfect amount of snugness. She said I thought your briefs were way too tight, your male parts do grow during puberty.

    So the sane stuff just continue til, I was 18. By then I git a job and still lived with my mom. Skip to when I'm 29 now. Finally got my first girlfriend, yes I was a virgin. Had sex for the first time 4 months ago. And that was a blast. The girl I'm seeing is 28 and not a virgin. But she got me undressed to my briefs. And when she pulled them off she said damn. She said hung and uncut, love it.

    So a few days later I was talking with my mom and I asked her a very personal question. Told her I had sex and the woman said I'm hung and uncut. What does that mean. She explained that she didn't get me circumcised. That was something interesting to me, especially when she showed me a picture of a circumcised penis. Glad I'm uncut. But when she said hung means a guy has a big penis. I'm 8 1/4" long and 6" girth. I honestly thought that was normal since I was sheltered 🤷‍♂️. My mom explained she knew during puberty that I was gifted down there. Especially when I needed bigger underwear often for the room.

    Slutty sister!

    My sister Ruth, who is 4 years older than me, was VERY popular with the boys in HS.

    Her modus operandi was to invite them over when she was babysitting me and my two younger sisters.

    The deal was that they would bring over a pizza for us, if we stayed up stairs while Ruth and the guy made out in the basement. Of course we also had to not tell our mother anything.

    I was a little naive and thought they were just kissing, but my curiousity got the better of me and one time I snuck down into the basement to see what they were doing. My other two sisters objected, because they tought I would get caught and ruin the deal
    But, I could safely watch Ruth and her bf on the couch from a vantage point underneath my Dad's work bench.

    As I thought, they were just kissing which seemed a little tame to me for all the secrecy.

    Another time with another guy, who was a little more forceful, I caught him undoing Ruth's blouse and removing her bra. Now things were getting more interesting.

    More guys, more of them reaching 1st base. Then one guy, who was the school jock, reached down the front of Ruth's jeans. I couldn't tell what he was doing, but from the sound of Ruth's moaning she certainly seemed to enjoy it.

    Then one night, a guy much older than my sister (in his 20's) came over. By the time I snuck down into the basement, he had already gotten her jeans off of her, and was fingering and licking Ruth's pee hole. I found this arousing myself and played with my wee wee a bit.

    Same guy came another night. This time I caught him with his cock pulled out and Ruth stroking and licking the shaft. Suddenly this white fluid came out of it and spread all over Ruth's face and breasts.

    At this moment I think Ruth and I made eye contact, which was confirmed when she winked at me.

    I thought that I was in hell for it now. After the guy left, Ruth came to my bedroom. I thought she was going to ball me out, but she just wanted me to promise not to tell our mother what I saw.

    Then she saw that I had a little woody under my pjs. She knelt down in front of me, took my cock out and began to stroke it and lick it like her bf. It wasn't long before I was shooting my own fluid out of my penis, but this was clearer than her bf.

    That would be the first of many glorious nights that Ruth would visit my bedroom.

  • My Granddaughter...now , for the rest of the story

    I was telling a story about my granddaughter and our first sexual experience , when I got a phone call from my son ( yep , her father ) . Apparently , he has gotten a leaking roof and he wanted my help to fix the problem . I wasn't done with my story , so , I just sent the uncompleted story . Now , " for the rest of the story " ( a bit from Paul Harvey ...I liked his radio show ) .

    I'll try to pick-up where I left off .

    We were doing a late nite swim , playing some tag . She started the sex when she " accidently " grabbed my hard-on , in attempt to tag me . Once contact was made , we decided that we both wanted what came naturally . She deep-throated ( well , almost all of me ) my 9inch thick cock , swallowing every ounce of my cum .

    All of the women in the family ( grandmother , to my only granddaughter ) are well endowed , from 36c to 50eee . And my granddaughter is sporting a firm 40dd juggs , not bad for a 19yr old and just graduated from high school . I knew as soon as the action got started , that she wasn't totally unexperienced in the wonderful world of sex ( I figured some lucky boy had to gotten " lucky " with her ) .

    After her great blow-job , and some of our passionate kissing , my cock sprang back from it's semi-erection to rock hard again . She knew what was coming next and she wanted it as badly as I did . She walked over to the shallow end of the pool , near the steps , and planted her ass on the bottom step . Giving me that look that would invite wolves to a lamb-dinner . And I was hungry like a wolf , as I approached her with my hard-on swaying with each step . She was almost mesmerized by watching it swinging about .

    She reached around her back and unhooked her bikini-top , tossing it aside . Her big boobs looked like big buoys , floating in the water . She was at the perfect location for me to jugg-fuck them , by just walking up to her and drive my cock in her cleavage . They felt great , pumping them as she held them pressed firmly around my cock . I kept full-stroking her boobs , each full stroke would cause my head of my cock to nearly enter her mouth...again .
    She just looked up into my eyes with pleasure as I kept fucking her juggs , the kind of look that said " yes , fuck-em , fuck-em hard " . And I did . When I felt the need to cum , I thrust my cock deep in her cleavage ( with the head near her mouth ) and just held it there as a load shot out .


    I've always been able to keep a semi-erection after cuming , this allowed it to get hard again much faster . I don't mean to brag , but , I'm not your average " wham-bam-thank you mam " kind of guy and roll over and fall asleep . Oh no , we're just getting started . From my first fuck ( 15yrs old ) to now , I'm an all-niter .

    Granddaughter decided she wanted more too , as she stood up and pulled off her bikini bottom . She sat back down , this time she moved up one step . She leaned back a bit , brought up her legs and spread them wide . If that wasn't an open invite , then I don't know what is . I dropped down on my knees , between her spreaded legs . Most of the time , my cock is so hard and I usually don't need any help with my hand to guide it in , this was no exception . " give it to me poppy ( it's what my other grandkids call me ), I want it all " she whispered .

    I entered her slowly , and I heard the sounds that I miss dearly ...her moaning with pleasure . " oh fuck ...oh shit , it's so damn big " , as I kept feeding it all in . When I was all in , I kept it there as I layed my body onto hers . Loved feeling her boobs pressed against my chest , I took one in my mouth and sucked it . " Oh god , poppy...that feels so fucking awesome...yeah suck my boobs...suck them both " , I wiggled my cock around and still held deep inside her , as I switched to the other boob and sucked hungrily .

    She slowly placed her hands behind my head , while I was sucking one boob ( sucking like a new-born baby wanting to draw milk from it's mother ). I looked into her eyes and saw that she was pleased with all this action so far , but something was still missing . And that's when I started to pump her .

    Some will argue about the difference between fucking and making love to a woman . Fucking is all lust , hard and furious pumping , no passion , no affection , very little full mouth kissing . Making love to woman is all passion , all affection , slow and steady full strokes , never stop kissing . And apparently , that's what was missing in my granddaughter's mind . All the other " lucky " boys that she gave-in to , haven't learned that yet .

    I made love to my granddaughter in that pool , late at nite , just like I make love to all women . I kept a good full stroke pace , until I knew she was about ready to cum too . I picked up the pace a bit , and luckily , we both cam together , hearing her pleasing moans made me happy . With my semi-erection still inside her , and we both tried to catch our breaths , she surprised me with " do you like anal , poppy...none of the fuckers at school like that...I want to try it...please , poppy " . How can a guy that grew up fucking high school girls and mature women ( and they all loved anal ) say no to that simple request ( besides , she did say PLEASE ).

    As I pulled out of her , I wanted to explain how painful it could be for her first time . I wanted to tell her that water is not the best lubricant ( was hoping to get her out the water and onto something more comfortable , like her bedroom ) . But as soon as I stood up , she already rolled over and waving her ass at me .

    Her perfectly plump and firm ass was inviting me too much , too much for me to not to fuck it now . I have done anal with others in the water ( river , lake , pool , shower , hot-tub ) , but only a couple felt well lubed in their ass while fucking in the water . Some , I had to stop , get some lube ( I found olive oil is the best ) and re-enter them .

    " come-on poppy ...don't stop now...since we got this far " , she said with so much joy in her voice . " Ok " I said reluctantly . I grabbed both cheeks to stop her wiggling it around . I had to stop and enjoy feeling her bare ass , so perfect . I tried spreading her ass cheeks to open up her glory hole . " this is going to hurt a bit...but , when I'm all in you , you'll love it " , I whispered in her right ear ( as I lean against her from behind ) . She was so excited about this and yet she had no real clue as to what was going to happen next ( I was really wishing I had some olive oil on hand ). I teased her ass with some gentle cock-slapping on each cheek . And then some cock-rubbing in between those firm ass cheeks . Her breathing picked-up with all the intentions of what was to follow . " come-on poppy...shove it in...fuck my ass " , still talking like a well matured woman that has long enjoyed anal ( and still has no clue .

    " patience , grasshopper " I whispered in her ear the words from Karate Kid , she giggled . I took my cock ( already hard again )by the hand and slowly ( ever so slowly ) guided it in her ass . She began gasping when the head of my cock was being forced to pierce the tight opening . The more I pressed it in and feeling her " virgin territory " giving way to my thick cock , she finally realized this is going to hurt a bit ( like , DUH ). She tried turning her head around to see me pushing it in..." oh FUCK ...shit shit shit " . " Relax , babe ...I'm just getting started " , trying to comfort her .

    With a steady push from me , the head managed to break-in . And I decided to stop there and see what kind of a reaction I would get from her . Her breathing was so damn loud and heavy , I was worried that she would wake-up the whole house . I looked all around , no sign of any activity going on...coast is clear . " relax , babe...take some slow deep breaths...the pain will pass " , I tried coaching her . To my surprise , she did ..(continue confession)

    I'm a man 74 years old. This all started back when I was 42 my wife was 40 on her birthday. Sex had not been good for a long time. It's her birthday an was so turned on I decided I was going to have oral sex with her but she doesn't like it. Thought once I give it to her she will change her opinion of oral. I was so wrong. Didn't have compleation that night or any time after that.

    Her sister lived with us after their mother had been killed a few years earlier. Ruth was 17 and very smart. Two weeks after I was driving her to school and she asked if she could ask a personal question. I said sure go ahead. Said I heard you and Linda on her birthday and I know what happened. I've been listening and I know you have not had sex after. If you're interested I will let you fuck me. Remember when you always took me swimming before mom was killed. I went into my room to change after we came home and you change in the bathroom. I never closed the door because I wanted you to come in. I was laying on my bed naked waiting for you. I planned all kinds of things to get you in my room and was going to let you fuck me.

    I told her I was going to try one more time and if she pushed me away again I would take her up on the offer. Told Ruth to go to sleep and if I came to her it would be around midnight. My room was on the west end of the house and Ruth's on the east.1245 I opened the door dropped my robe and got into bed naked. Reached over to remove her PJ's and she was naked.

    Woke her up kissing her forehead. Kissed down her nose then lips opened mouth then down chin neck tits to bellybutton. Kissed and licking all the way down. Then on to her pussy. Licking up and down through her pussy lips and just a few times her little button came out at the top. Sucked that until she came. Now reversing back to her mouth. As I put my tongue in her mouth I also put my 7 inch dick into her pussy. I fucked her for at least 20 minutes and came deep inside her pussy. After she finished high school I helped her get a job and an apartment. We continue to fuck over the next 4 years. That's when she found a nice boyfriend. They got married and I walked her down the isle that evening. She had asked me to drive her to the church early that afternoon. I helped get her things into the room where she was to dress and she approached me and said she wants me to fuck her one more time before she walked down the isle so my cum would be inside her when she said I do.

  • When my first child was born, I don't mind saying I was disappointed it was a Girl. I was more disappointed when my wife couldn't have any more Children. As my Daughter grew, she soon realized I wanted a Son. She started watching sports with me. I took her to ball games. At school she got involved in sports. We spent a lot of time together, she even went golfing with me. All through High School, she blossomed into a beautiful young woman.
    When she left for College. I missed her very much. My wife and I always had a very good sex relationship. My Daughter was in her third year of College, when my wife informed me she wanted a divorce. She had been having a relationship with a younger man. I was devastated. I visited my Daughter to tell her. I arrived on Saturday, checked in to a Motel, and picked her up at her Dorm.
    We drove to a nearby park and I was in tears as I told her, her Mother wanted a divorce and I wasn't going to contest it. We walked a bit, talking about the things we did together as she grew up. We went for Dinner and I said I'd drop her at her Dorm and see her again in the morning. she said that's silly, I'll stay with you. I explained there's only only bed. She said; "I'm your Daughter we spent my life together, I see no harm in sharing a bed. Later when she was in bed I was sitting on a chair brooding.
    "Why don't you come to bed Dad? I can't sleep. "Do you want to fuck me?" Words I never expected to hear from my Daughter. "You must know, I'm not a virgin and I'm on birth control" We fucked that night and in the morning, I visit her two or three times a month. I was never so happy to have a Daughter.