Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Revenge On The Neighbor is the category for those who have had enough of their obnoxious and inconsiderate neighbors. Share your stories of vengeance and retribution and revel in the satisfaction of getting even. From petty pranks to elaborate schemes, this category is all about getting sweet revenge. We want to know!

Many years ago I lived in a small first floor apartment in a triplex. The first floor was the two smaller units and the second floor was all one big apartment. The woman who lived upstairs had two small children. She had drank and smoked a lot and did a lot of drugs during each pregnancy and as a result her kids were messed up. The boy was around seven and the girl was around three. They had different dads though I never seen either. I think they had fetal alcohol syndrome, especially the boy. He never spoke much and seemed like he was a complete little retard. The little girl was even worse. She never spoke at all. I don't know much about when babies and children are supposed to reach each developmental milestone but I by three a child should be able to walk and speak a few words. I think by seven a kid should be potty trained and completely out of diapers. They weren't.

So the boy is watching TV while his drunk mother is passed out on the bed. He sees some cartoon showing a kid setting a mattress on fire and he crawls under his mom's bed with her lighter and sets the mattress on fire. I heard the mother screaming and running down the stairs yelling "FIRE!."

Well the fire department came and flooded the place and water got into my stuff and destroyed my TV and some other things and when I found out what happened I was pissed.

I was surprised that despite the water damage, they didn't condemn the building and even said I could sleep there the night. It took a few hours and we got the power back on. As for the woman and her kids, the Red Cross put her up in a motel for a week 30 miles away. I'm not sure whey they couldn't put her up in a motel closer but that's what they did. She didn't drive or have any money being on welfare so she was gone the whole time. Meanwhile, she left all her stuff behind.

As I said, I was pissed. The guy who lived across the hall from me on the first floor moved out the day of the fire so that apartment was vacant. So the next night I went upstairs with the intention of breaking in and found the door was wide open. I could not believe my luck. So I checked out the place and went through her stuff. The fridge was half full of mostly crappy food that no decent person would want to eat. The milk had expired a week before and one sniff told me it had been sour days before the fire. Her cupboard only held some junk food and snack food. There was nothing any normal person would consider appropriate for kids to eat. In the living room I found her 25" TV was intact and so I took it downstairs and plugged it in to see if it worked. It did. Well it was better than my 19" destroyed TV but I didn't want to get caught with a stolen TV so I loaded in my van. I also loaded up her VCR, CD player, and a record player. It wasn't much but I figured I was owed. I drove the stuff to my brother's place and told him about where I got it and he agreed to store it for me until we figured it was safe to retrieve.

I found a bunch of Polaroids of her posing naked, one of them had her naked playing with her son's dick. Well that was a nice little piece of blackmail material so I took those as insurance policy. Then I saw her phone and helped myself and when I went to disconnect it I found it had a dial tone. I got to thinking that maybe I could make use of this. At first I was going to call friends and family all over the world but then figured they could trace the calls all back to me so instead. I ran the extension out the window and down the side of the building and into my bedroom window. I got out a few adult magazines and started going through them looking at phone sex ads. I found one for $5.99 a minute that offered a two girl phone sex on any topic including sex with little girls so I called them and was happy to find that they were happy to bill "my" phone. They advertised "no limit" which I found meant both regarding topics as how long you could talk. So we chatted about their experiences with their Dad's, brothers, uncles, teachers and every guy they could convince to fuck them before the age of five. That call lasted five hours. What did I care. I wasn't the one getting billed. That call was billed at around $1800. Next I called the sexy story hotline at roughly half the rate and listened for about an hour before I got bored. That was another $150. Next I found a phone sex operator that let me have phone sex with her 9 year old daughter if I paid five times the normal rate. Normal for that company was $3 a minute so that meant the call would be $15 a minute. I had the raunchiest sexiest conversation with that kid while her mom listened in. I finished by describing how I was jerking off and then finally came telling the little girl I was cuming. That call lasted another three and a half hours. that call came to $3150. The next five days I racked up another $25,000 in phone sex calls. The grand finale was when I scheduled a twelve hour long conference call between me and twelve girls pretending to be my pre teen harem. That call brought the total over $55,000. This was about two years before phone companies started to limit the total that could be racked up in 900 numbers and other premium services.

A couple of weeks after I was done with my little game of revenge I heard some screaming out in the front yard. It was my former upstairs neighbor. She was on the front lawns confronting my landlord screaming at him about her phone bill and about someone going through her things and stealing her stuff and he called the police and she screamed at them and started throwing punches and they dragged her off in handcuffs. Later he told me about it and said she was demanding he reimburse her for the "ridiculous" phone bill and it was all his fault and he should have posted an armed guard and she was going to sue and demanded he give her cash for everything that day that moment and so on. He said she was totally nuts. She was. The best part was while that was going on her daughter, three years old was sucking on a half full beer bottle. The newspaper said her kids were taken away after an incident where she attacked her landlord for refusing to agree to her demands for cash in an amount equal to more than the value of the property. The paper went on to say they found alcohol and drugs in both of the kid's systems and both had multiple developmental problems likely caused by drug use. The police searched her half burned out apartment and found drugs. How'd I miss that? So anyways my revenge was complete. she went into debt, her kids were taken away and she went to jail and I got $50k worth of free phone sex and a free up grade in my home entertainment center.

My landlord was glad to see her gone because the insurance did't cover all the damages she caused. Even her deposit didn't cover it.

  • The first time I caught him watching me, I was masturbating using my fingers. I normally like to use a dildo to fuck myself with, but chose to lay on my stomach, reach between my legs and play with my engorged clitty. When I'd orgasmed, I spun over and saw him stood at his window tossing off his cock. For a second I thought to get up, close the blinds and put the finger up to him, but instead still feeling horny, I pretended I hadn't seen him, opened my legs and slowly rubbed up and down my pussy. I waited, checking every now and then he was still wanking, until he came all over the long narrow window in front of him and then walked into the bathroom to shower.
    A couple of days later using my favorite dildo, I fucked myself to orgasm and made sure he got a great view of it going in and out of my soaking wet pussy. Again he masturbated watching me and I got a great thrill out of knowing he was whacking one off because of me. Seeing him at church the following day only added to the growing feeling of wanting his older cock inside of me, but all we did was smile a knowing smile at each other.
    It was three days later when I had the time and chance to masturbate again and at first I thought he wasn't going to be watching me. But after starting without him being there, I soon saw him stood fully naked stroking his large older mans cock. I'd put the dildo on the end of my bed and was fucking myself doggy fashion whilst playing with my clit and my right breast. I knew from his vantage point he'd be able to see it going in and out of my pussy, but wanted to give him an extra thrill. Reaching back, I took hold of the dildo, let it slide out of my pussy and then guided it into my asshole. Turning my head I saw him furiously wanking himself and watched him spurt load after load all over himself and the window. It turned me that much seeing his large cock unload, I had such an amazingly strong orgasm.
    This last week I've played with myself slowly stroking my pussy with my fingers, letting him see my pussy folds smeared with my juices as I cum hard and fast.
    The thirty five feet between our homes is a barrier to what I'd like to do with him, as is age, as he's fifty eight and the fact he's married. But then again given the chance I'd let him fuck me anyway he wanted to. I hate my neighbor for being unavailable right now. I'd love him and it, if we could just figure out a way to fuck, rather than have him as a voyeur.

    When I was 17yo I used to cut grass and do yard work during the summer. There was a lady, Mrs. Johnson that lived around the corner. Her husband passed away a few years ago and she used to have me at her house often doing whatever yard work that needed to be done. Mrs. Johnson was in her 40's I think, nice body and small perky breasts.

    It would take too long to say how it all started, but Mrs. Johnson and I began to have sex at some point. I don't know if she was a nympho but she loved to be touched in some fashion. The first few times she would take my hand up under her dress and I would finger her, omg that woman was soaking wet. She loved to have her nipples squeezed very hard as well, I made her cum many times just squeezing her nipples and fingering her.

    One day Mrs. Johnson stopped by my house, my parents had gone to see a family member. She came over to pay me for the yard work I had done last week. We made out in the living room and I fingered her until she came several times again.

    We walked out through the garage, she quickly kissed me again. Just as we got into another serious lip lock in the garage, our next door neighbor Mrs. Jackson came walking by. Of course she just had to look into the garage to see me and Mrs. Johnson making out.

    Well sure enough, that bitch just had to say something to my Mom a few days later. My Mom comes busting through my bedroom door like I killed the Pope. So I had to hear the bs of what was I thinking or better yet what the hell was Mrs. Johnson thinking?

    I did what any 18yo kid would have done, I lied through my teeth. I told my Mom that Mrs. Johnson came over to give me the rest of the money she owed me. As she was leaving she hugged me and kissed me on the cheek to say thanks for helping her out with the yard work since her husband had passed away.

    Since I was 18yo Mrs. Johnson wasn't going to be in any legal trouble, and I would just deny anything happening before that. Someone must have talked to Mrs. Johnson, most likely my Mom I think? Mrs. Johnson put a stop of our sexual interludes right after that.

    Every time I saw our neighbor Mrs. Jackson I just wanted to bitch slap her.

  • My neighbor was always a bitch and not just to me but to other neighbors too. She always seemed like she was in a bad mood and I really don't know how her husband put up with her. I was in my yard working and kind of twisted the wrong way and my back began to hurt a little. She had seen me do this and asked how I was. I was surprised as she seemed a little nice and caring which isn't the way she usually is. She told me to come into her yard and she would help relieve my injury. Under normal circumstances I wouldn't have but she was being very nice today and maybe this might be a way to change her demeanor towards me. She had me take my shirt off and then had me sit down and began to rub my back. She then figured it would be easier if I was laying down so she went inside and came back with a big towel. She spread it out on the grass and had me lay down on it. She was on her hands and knees rubbing my back. She then took off the sandals I was wearing and told me it would be easier with if the shorts I was wearing came off too. Normally I wouldn't be taking my shorts off but in this instance she was being very nice to me and I thought it might be a real big turning point in her not being a bitch to me any more so off they came. I still had underwear and she continued with rubbing my back. About a minute later, without asking, she pulled my underwear down and removed them. I was now naked having my back rubbed by her. Soon she began to rub my legs and was giving me a full body massage. She told me to roll over and without any hesitation I did. I was face up naked with her seeing me full frontal now. She continued with my massage and asked how I was feeling. I told her great and she said she would help me relieve my injury. She then told me she was done and I could get dressed. I got dressed and she told me if I ever wanted another massage just to let her know as she wouldn't mind giving me another one. She did give a great massage and I surprised myself in that I didn't realize that I was outside naked where other neighbors could have easily seen me.
    She isn't nicer to the other neighbors but is a lot nicer to me. She offers me massages regularly and I think it is more for my exposure. Each time she has me strip fully naked before we start and has mentioned it is a big stress reliever for her to do this for me. She has made mention to maybe me returning the favor sometime or even increasing the areas our massages cover. I did offer to massage her before but she always tells me she wants to but doesn't know how if her husband would approve. Realistically, I don't know if her husband would approve her massaging me naked but it hasn't stopped her. I assume as more time passes I will eventually be massaging her. She is a little older but has a nice body that I wouldn't mind seeing.

    Im 18 and live at home with my parents.are neighbours are in there late forties early fifties and there real snobs He is allways sniching on me if i bunk of work or bring a girl back when my parents are away shes not so bad and works in an office,recently around dinner time she came home in a taxi which she near enough fell out of and it was raining and i could see she had lost her key ,she had the giggles and her top was showing a nice bit of her boobs which id certainly get out for her.and she was all nice to me which i took to be because she was locked out, I had to get a ladder but i got her in and she was laughing and said i dont drink so i had to steady her in i never tried anythink but her boob popped out and she said whoops and touched my arm laughing i never backed away and then her hand was running futher up my arm so i took her nipple in my mouth and she was making a very contented little moan then both were out and she was touhing my zip youl have to go youl have to go but i just sucked harder and i cound feel her rubbing at the bulge in my trousers so i carried on and was stroking her though her knickers till my finger slipped up her and she was sighing with pleasure this was the side of my neighbour id never seen and i suddenly didnt just want her i wanted to make her come and treat her with respect Helen lay back for me and wrapped her long legs round my neck and wow did she come there was a sudden warmth i felt and she opemed her legs wide and took me fully into her she was lovely and tight and i quickly came up her to which i received the delight of ner boobs and mouth till i was able to push it back up her this time i was able to really fuck her hard making her come She made me promise i woundnt tell all my mates as she really hadnt ever been unfaithfull before She said i know my husband can be a bit of an arse but this would destroy us and i do love him she avoided me for a few days but then i caught her alone again and she tried to make excuses but gave in and i fucked her she allways says weve got to stop this but soon gives in and i love fucking her more so than girls my own age shes so much older than me and i get really pleasure knowing i can make her come several times when i cacth her really in the mood i ,He still gets me in trouble but i now take it out on his wifes tight little honey pot

  • Its a late revenge time.
    At my previous address a new neighbour moved in to the bungalow next to me.
    And within less than a year he and his male gay friend did all that they could to cause me a lot of stress.
    For example the neighbours friend who lived further down the road continued to park as close as possible to my
    car in the parking bay opposite where I lived.
    Then for many months one of my car tyres were let down over night.
    And finally all four of my car tyres were slashed by a knife.
    Although I could not prove the neighbour/friend caused the damage.
    It was made clear by the comments I received whenever I was out on the front lawn.
    Or crossing the road to get in my car.
    Its now just over 6 months later and having long wanted to get my revenge.
    That I have decided with a little help to let them know that I am not a push over.
    Anyone who knows me will know I always win when in the right.
    Until I have carried out my revenge on them I cannot say what that revenge is.
    But I will in time once that revenge is carried out in 2016.
    Write more about the two who will regret what they did to me.