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This is the space where you can share your deepest, darkest, and most embarrassing misadventures without judgment. Have you ever found yourself in a cringe-worthy situation that you couldn’t shake off? Perhaps you got caught checking out your boss's wife, or you accidentally sent a sext to your mom instead of your girlfriend. Maybe you were the guy who couldn't hold his liquor at the office party, or you clogged the toilet at your date's house.

We understand that being a man comes with its own set of unique challenges, triumphs, and mishaps. From awkward boners at the most inconvenient times to embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions, we've been there. This is your opportunity to share your stories of masculinity in all its glory, from the hilarious to the humiliating. So go ahead, confess your secrets and release your burdens. The community is here to support (or laugh at) you bro, no matter how wild or embarrassi

- Masculine Misadventures -
Straight Male / 49

The wife is a hot number, IMO, 5' 4' tall, D cups, nice ass, and soft kissable lips--she has always easily got my dick hard, and has the same effect on a lot of guys I see.

She enjoys sex, any way, but it is damn difficult to get her off. Not just for me, but any lover she has ever had. Even the guys with the slinky for a dick! She says I am the only one to have ever given her an orgasm, and seeing how difficult it is, I believe her.

Well, a couple months back I had been reading about "penis pumps". She had to go out of town for, a week and a half, so I decided to get a pump to keep myself amused while she was gone.

I started pumping 10 minutes with a 5 minute rest, then repeating 2 more times for a total of 3 pumps per session. I did this every other day while she was gone.

When she got back, she was really horny--a guy on the plane had been hitting on her most of the way back--she was well primed for sex. We no more than got in the door and she pushed me on to the bed and climbed on.

The next thing that happened was priceless: a very surprised "Ooh!" Squealed out of her, then a big smile as she ground her c**t down on my cock and began fucking with abandon. She climaxef, then after I came the first time, I played with her a couple of minutes to rebound, and fucked her again.

She commented on how much she missed my cock, and oh how good it felt to be back home.

I still haven't told her about the pump, but it has done good things for my cock!

The Happy Penis Pumper

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# 42826 - by Anonymous
    • - Masculine Misadventures -
    Straight Male / 55

    I'm a married straight guy who happens to have had a same sex encounter many years ago. I was 23, and driving a delivery truck at the time. I had a route that took me near a strip club every few weeks pr so. Once in awhile after I finished my route I would kill an hour or so at the end of the day watching the girls and having a couple beers. Back then cocaine was huge and I was a frequent partier. Some guy in his thirties was sitting next to me at the bar and he was very talkative about the girls and their tits and pussies. He was wearing a suit and talked about the shitty hotel he was staying in while he was on some business trip. He ended up asking if I partied. After I said yes he said he wanted to get some coke and some girls to his room and invited me to join. He didn't like to party alone. The bartender was an older women who was about 50 who was giving me these facial expressions like don't believe him. She knew what was up but I was clueless. I had a flexible schedule and wasn't one to turn down free coke and girls.

    As you can guess the girls never appeared. He claimed he was trying to get a girl over but I had no idea how you'd order up a hooker and I don't think he was really interested anyway. He did have a shit ton of coke and some porn playing tho. We were doing lines, watching porn and I was horny as fuck. Next thing I know, he's got his dick out and he's jerking. He talked me into joining him. It wasn't long before his hand was on my dick. I was high and horny and it felt good and hey that was that. At one point he used his mouth to get my cock head really wet then he rubbed some coke all over the head making it super numb. Then he started sucking. I watched the porn and kept doing lines while he sucked my dick for over an hour. He kept rubbing coke on it then sucking it. If he wanted me to cum that wasn't going to do it. Off and on he sucked. We went late into the night, at one point his pointed his hard dick at my face and without a thought I started sucking. We ended up coked up sucking each other's cocks all night. We did end up making each other cum. He swallowed my load and he came on my face. I panicked after and drove home to get away from the guy and was terrified for months that someone would find out. No one did of course. I haven't partied since the early 90s and have never had an opportunity for a same sex thing again and doubt I would engage but after all these years it's not so bad a memory, it's now a memory that turns me one since it was such a wild thing.

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    # 42783 - by Anonymous
    - Masculine Misadventures -
    Straight Male / 37

    I found a pair of my sister in law's sexy panties in the hamper at my in laws today. I've gone ro the washroom 3 times today to masturbate whike smelling her pussy in the crotch.

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    # 42745 - by Anonymous
    • - Masculine Misadventures -
    Bi-Sexual Male / 48

    So it seems it is going to be a good christmas. It is starting out perfectly, met another guy in an adult store. We started talking and i needed to piss real bad so i started heading to the bathroom. He followed me in there. Of course i had to look at his dick. It was nice. He asked me if i would like to suck it. I laughed a little and said fuck yes.
    So we went in the stall for a little privacy, without hesitation i wrapped my mouth around his head, it did not take long before his cock started getting hard,

    He grabbed my head and started to fuck my throat. As he ramed his meat down my throat i could feel my own load building up. I was so turned on. Before i knew it i exploded in my pants. At that point i knew he was well on his way to explode.

    He would shove it all in my mouth and hold my head for few seconds. And i could feel his meat throb. Then he started just slipping his head in my mouth quickly he started to moan.
    He said loudly im going to cum. He pulled out and started to stroke his meat.

    I had my mouth open wide. And eagerly waited for him to let me have it.
    I leaned in and started licking his head. All of the sudden he let out a big burst followed by i think 7 more big bursts. It was probably one of the thickest loads i ever had. But tasted so good. I held it in my mouth for 20 min. One hell of a gift.

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    # 42740 - by Anonymous
    - Masculine Misadventures -
    Bi-Sexual Male / 55

    I've been married 6 times and love large tits and smooth pussy but cock is always on the back of my mind I've had cock in my mouth and ass since I was 7 and love it also every time the wife would give me grief when she'd go to work I'd clean out my ass and head for the bar and they'd tell me where to go turns out there was an abandoned motel and alot of guys there so I got alot of big cock

    I'd tell them I'd suck them but they had to cum in my Ass they were all white men around 9-12 iniches long and thick they usually did me 2-3 times before I'd leave,but the next day I'd be back and I guess word got around it went from 7 guys to 13 and no small cocks around

    The next thing I saw was a large mirror with cock on it they gave me some healthy lines and I got horny started rubbing cocks sucking cocks and they were going crazy at one time I had two cocks in my ass and one in my mouth I couldn't get enough they fucked me for 8 hours my jaw was sore and my asshole was numb from coke that was rubbed on my hole so 2 more lines and asked if they wanted more sex

    I got home to take a shower and clean my ass for my wife to get home I went back every day for 2 months straight they treated me better than my wife and loved my mouth and ass but I decided to head back to California but was getting cock at a glory hole but every time I'd get horny from coke I needed to be fucked good .I never needed drugs to get sex from men but it made me horny as hell

    Now when I'm by myself and do coke I end up shoving large dildos in my Ass and try to get 2 or 3 more in there also did sex with a horse and got a saint bernard to do me and my friend watched it was her dog and he loves her also her horse so coke makes me fuck crazy but I love it

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    # 42725 - by Anonymous
    • - Masculine Misadventures -
    Bi-Sexual Male / 23

    I did not realize I was bi until, as it turns out, after meeting and much chatting, mostly horny talk,
    I let three different co-workers suck me off. I get sucked off to a cum at least once or twice a day
    and although it has become routine in the men's room or one of the empty offices, highly enjoyable. At
    some point, I will start sucking them off. A for anal, not for me.

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